Total Medals Earned: 187 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,885 Points
Medals Earned: 11/12 (240/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Medals Earned: 4/8 (175/375 points)
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 11/16 (295/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 13/26 (245/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)